whale fight

benedryl-pumpkinpatch: Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:45:50 -0400

benedryl-pumpkinpatch:

Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan

johnvanderslice: h/t to my man JD

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:26:43 -0400

johnvanderslice:

h/t to my man JD

Adventure Time inspirational quotes — in respective characters’...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:47:56 -0400

Adventure Time inspirational quotes — in respective characters’ color palettes

I need prints of these quotes to hang at eye level everywhere I go.

Meanwhile, in Hartford.

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 14:01:05 -0400

Meanwhile, in Hartford.

The first thing I did with my new labelmaker.

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 20:17:59 -0400

The first thing I did with my new labelmaker.

totheslaughter: sometimes sheets can be propped up to be a cave...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:47:03 -0400

totheslaughter:

sometimes sheets can be propped up to be a cave but other times they lie flat like a ground. why is that

tall as counter

An open letter to most of this week.

Tue, 05 Mar 2013 20:42:50 -0500

An open letter to most of this week.

Sunday evening and still no plows in sight. I need Almanzo...

Sun, 10 Feb 2013 16:44:06 -0500

Sunday evening and still no plows in sight. I need Almanzo Wilder to pick me up in his sleigh. #blizzard2013 #charlotte #nemo #sendhelp #andbourbon

So proud of @thatames! Can’t wait to get my eyeballs all...

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 19:01:31 -0500

So proud of @thatames! Can’t wait to get my eyeballs all up in this book.

The X-Files Opening Credits Taglines

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 21:34:08 -0500

The X-Files Opening Credits Taglines

The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant...

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 18:45:26 -0500

The Screamapillar is easily identified by its constant screaming - it even screams in its sleep. The Screamapillar is the favorite food of everything, is sexually attracted to fire, and needs constant reassurance or it will die.

GPOYW

Step 277: Do not expect kudos for being decent

Sat, 26 Jan 2013 20:38:16 -0500

adulting:

Let’s say you are a non-racist, thoughtful-to-LGBTQA folks, non-sexist, bill-paying-on-time, recycling-sorting, never-kicks-puppies kind of person:

To you I say, and mean it, congratulations. That is awesome. Take a second and feel nice about yourself.

All done? Good. Because those are not things that make you worthy of praise. That shit is standard. Do not expect others to pat you on the back for a lack of assholishness. Pat yourself, and others, on the back when it is merited.

(~_~;) I suggested Les Mis slash 16 years ago in a chat room...

Fri, 18 Jan 2013 17:50:36 -0500

(~_~;) I suggested Les Mis slash 16 years ago in a chat room and look at Tumblr now. I’M SO PROUD

Photo

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 19:12:31 -0500

washingtonpoststyle: Pauline Phillips aka Abigail Van Buren aka...

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 18:41:18 -0500

washingtonpoststyle:

Pauline Phillips aka Abigail Van Buren aka Dear Abby is dead at 94.

This letter was reprinted in The Chicago Tribune on Sept. 1, 1979.

laughterkey: the-vashta-nerada: i made a cover of one day more...

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:04:33 -0500

laughterkey:

the-vashta-nerada:

i made a cover of one day more from les misérables except i replaced all the vocal parts with kazoos

I am DYING

It might be the painkillers but I’m crying laughing right now.

pleatedjeans: loading artist

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 20:04:27 -0500

pleatedjeans:

loading artist

The Tumblr Les Mis fandom is easily my favorite thing of 2013.

Sun, 06 Jan 2013 18:55:07 -0500

The Tumblr Les Mis fandom is easily my favorite thing of 2013.

nickminichino: themissroya: lars134: Jimmy Stewart well, i...

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 18:58:03 -0500

nickminichino:

themissroya:

lars134:

Jimmy Stewart

well, i uh-my home is so small, here

I don’t need 24 hours. I don’t have to talk to anybody. I know right now, and the answer’s no. No! Doggone it! How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?

Sorry if I unfollowed you.

Wed, 02 Jan 2013 11:03:06 -0500

It’s nothing personal! I just need to cut way back on Tumblr/everything.