December 2011
7 posts
Sean Na Na, “Please Daddy Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas”
This morning I unwrapped my chintzy Trader Joe’s advent calendar, located the 1, and carefully pulled back the tiny cardboard door. Inside was a sliver of candy, chocolate in persuasion, stamped with some sort of festive adornment. An angel? A flower? Hard to say. This is the first advent calendar I have ever purchased for myself. Growing up there was always one on the mantel and my brother and I alternated days. Always before school, backpacks dragging and puffy winter coats askew, leaning on each other to see what each date held inside. Usually it was a paper calendar, each door hiding a picture or cartoon, perforations that had to be cracked with a skilled fingernail. One year there was a splurge, a wooden calendar with little drawers and tiny ornaments inside. Christmas is a very good time.
Leslie Harpold’s advent calendar was one of my favorite things about the Internet, and December 1st is the day I miss it most fiercely. Today though I decided it could be different, we could have a version. The Wayback Machine captured the calendar archive in pieces, and some pieces are clearer than others, so, I’ve mixed and matched and I don’t know, let’s call it a quilt. A patchwork waybackmachine Leslie Harpold advent calendar. Don’t open it all at once. Make sure to give your little brother a turn. Merry Christmas.
- December 1 (2001)
- December 2 (2004)
- December 3 (2005)
- December 4 (2001)
- December 5 (2003)
- December 6 (2002)
- December 7 (2005)
- December 8 (2002)
- December 9 (2003)
- December 10 (2005)
- December 11 (2001)
- December 12 (2005)
- December 13 (2002)
- December 14 (2003)
- December 15 (2001)
- December 16 (2001)
- December 17 (2003)
- December 18 (2004)
- December 19 (2005)
- December 20 (2005)
- December 21 (2003)
- December 22 (2005)
- December 23 (2001)
- Christmas Eve (2001)
- Christmas (2002)
(If you’re more of the DIY Internet memory type, you can make your way through the calendars here: 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005.)
This is exactly what I needed.