December 2008
5 posts
I may not be the most fascinating or prolific person on Tumblr, but I am abso-goddamned-lutely the only one with shoes full of quinoa right now.
Vast Public Indifference: The Pepperell Tragedies →
Incubi! Peculiar sores! Monsters! And perhaps the most New England of them all, “injury in a cida mill.” (Fun fact: I spent most of my childhood and teenage years with no Rs whatsoever.)
If I’d known that having packages shipped to work instead of home would spark an international incident, I would’ve called off Christmas weeks ago.