May 2013
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benedryl-pumpkinpatch: Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan
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April 2013
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March 2013
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January 2013
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Step 277: Do not expect kudos for being decent
adulting: Let’s say you are a non-racist, thoughtful-to-LGBTQA folks, non-sexist, bill-paying-on-time, recycling-sorting, never-kicks-puppies kind of person: To you I say, and mean it, congratulations. That is awesome. Take a second and feel nice about yourself. All done? Good. Because those are not things that make you worthy of praise. That shit is standard. Do not expect others to pat you...
Jan 27th
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Listenlaughterkey: the-vashta-nerada: i made a cover...
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Sorry if I unfollowed you.
It’s nothing personal! I just need to cut way back on Tumblr/everything.
Jan 2nd
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December 2012
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Dec 22nd
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Knock Knock
badkidsjokes: knock knock my penas and butt Bad Kids Jokes is exactly my speed today.
Dec 15th
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Listenoldtobegin: that’s when the party started, as...
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November 2012
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October 2012
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Hark! A Vagrant:: The American President Superquiz →
beatonna: 4.  Which Presidential bio-pic are you going to see this holiday season? - Taft: Return to the Bathtub - FDR: Hell on Wheels - Benjamin Harrison: It’s All About the Benjamins - Hoover and Kumar go to White Castle
Oct 12th
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September 2012
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cosmo tip #430
expertcosmotips: Seduce your man the old-fashioned way by making a home-cooked meal, getting a bottle of nice wine, lighting a few candles, and putting all of it up his ass.
Sep 22nd
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ListenMetric, “Lost Kitten”
Sep 2nd
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August 2012
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“One thing we can all agree on is that for the most part, human existence is life...”
– Mallory Ortberg, “You Are Better Than Hummus”
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July 2012
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If you only had 4 words to tell your younger self...
oldtobegin: riograndegorgeous: theybuildbuildings: headbangingwithzombies: monoclelewinsky: whatthefuckjazmine: matriarch-aethyta: zloi-medved: gtfoyourcomputer: wiggledemniblets: It does get better. stop kicking other children make better friends, kid. Future girlfriend is hot It’s gonna be fine. Don’t eat so much. You can’t please everyone. Invest in Apple,...
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